Don’t be this guy.
Previously, Dennis mentions that there is an embarrassing video of himself on YouTube. Dennis thinks she hasn’t seen the video, but Koning reveals that she secretly has seen the video and thought it was hilarious.
Dennis: Don’t watch that video again. It’s horrible.
Koning: Fine. Get me a Sunkist.
Dennis gets Koning a diet Sunkist from her desk. Koning discovers something is wrong with one of her toes.
Koning: There’s a crack on my big toenail.
Dennis: Are you okay? Do you want a bandaid?
Koning: I don’t know…
Dennis: Yes or no?
Koning: Yes. Get me a bandaid.
While Dennis leaves to get a bandaid, Koning watches the video again and laughs at Dennis when he gets back.
Koning is awesome. Everyone should strive to be more like her. -Koning
Yea…right.
Having to order your own vanilla shake at a local burger joint after asking your buddy to get one with his order…
Benny (via txt msg): Hey dawg, get me a vanilla shake
No response during the 10 min drive to In & Out
Benny on phone: Dawg, you get my shake?
Dennis: How would I know you wanted a shake?
Benny: Check your text messages!
Dennis: I haven’t gotten any from you.
Benny: Damn… ok I’ll get my own then.
Arriving at In & Out and sits with Dennis and his friends…
Dennis: Oh I just got your text message! HAHAHAHA!!!
Victoria: Freddo, you missed a spot [of silly string] on your shirt!
Freddo: Really? No way.
Freddo looks down at his shirt.
Victoria sprays a bunch of silly string at him.
Victoria: There! You missed a spot.
Gordon puts a one dollar bill in the vending machine.
Gordon: What should I get? I’m feeling like a Coke today.
Dennis: Let me push the Coke button for you then.
Dennis reaches his arm out for the Coke button, only to quickly push the Dasani button. A Dasani bottle tumbles out of the machine.
Gordon: What?! Water? My mom is going to kill me for spending one dollar to buy water.